IRC Quotes

[Shade]

[21:08:57] <Skie> *put a little poison in their drink...wait for it to kick in, 'help' them out of the restaraunt and then stuff them into the trunk of a car and drive to the nearest bridge, then take him out and beat him with bat, but don't kill him! Finally you tie him up and hang him off the edge and leave him dangling there as you drive off.

what skie wants to do to punk/twi/dopples

[Mac]

I was on! :o

*** Topic is Spontaneous Generation | RULES: - http://spongen.org/showthread.php?t=470 | Come and tell us what you want!: http://spongen.org/showthread.php?t=543
*** Channel mode is +Jfnpst 7 20:2
-NickServ- You are now identified for Mac.
*** ChanServ sets mode +q on Mac
*** ChanServ sets mode +a on Mac
*** ChanServ sets mode +o on Mac
<Trickster> congrats
<Mac> Trick!
<Trickster> hey
<Trickster> and now bye
*** Trickster has quit ([CS] Quit: Pulls a disappearance Mac style ;))
<Mac> Atleast my trend is catching on

<Mac> Why did the germans lose the war?
<Alisa_Tana> ?
<Nix> Je ne sais pas.
<Mac> Because when they were told to "Fire At Will" they had no clue what to do because they didn't understand english...the end
<Mac> lol
<Nix> Oh, and just throwing this out there - does anyone need any voice acting?
<Alisa_Tana> -_-
* Nix has an urge to record some
<Mac> I would but i've got a voice
<Nix> Fecker.
<Nix> :-)
<Mac> When i lose my voice box be sure that i'll hire you
<Mac> lol

[Barbatos]

[00:25] <JDSlasha> Is having nipples normal for guy dogs?
[00:25] <JDSlasha> My pug has tiny ass nipples and I don't remember any guy dog I've ever seen having nipples. Or atleast I'm pretty sure I haven't.
[00:25] <Hemorrhoids> i think every mammal has nipples
[00:25] <JDSlasha>
[00:25] <JDSlasha> ohh ok.
[00:25] <JDSlasha> I was uh a bit worried he was a hermaphodog
[00:26] <Hemorrhoids> you have nipples don't you?
[00:26] <JDSlasha> Well yeah, but I thoughtt hat was exclusive to humans

[Barbatos]

[17:46] <Punkster> Died
[17:46] <Punkster> I want you
[17:46] <diedrupo> no

[Atnas]

Dammit I was going to post that.

[shadowseer]

[00:34] <Ryu> Actually, Hell why not. Want me to be honest, I'll be honest. It's IRC after all. I'm single, that was jus' a simple wall to hide behind since thats the way I am, plus its fun to see how gullible people are, and how long it takes them to figure it out.


Ryu admits defeat!

[Atnas]

[17:20] * Adalwulf steals Skie's game

desperation

[Barbatos]

[23:26] <HomelessBum> I lack a lot of programming skill
[23:26] <HomelessBum> but my design skill is top notch

note: HomelessBum is Twi. Yes, that's right.

[shadowseer]

[ 07:25:32 ] [ HomelessBum ] last time I do a 2 gig direct download
[ 07:25:40 ] [ HomelessBum ] with no download manager
[ 07:25:54 ] [ nice ] that's a lot of pr0n
[ 07:25:54 ] [ Downloadinz ] ya thats definately porn
[ 07:26:22 ] [ HomelessBum ] Blame Kuri
[ 07:26:26 ] [ HomelessBum ] I wired it from his PC
[ 07:26:35 ] [ nice ] man didnt know you were into that kind of porn
[ 07:26:44 ] [ HomelessBum ] I avoided that porn
[ 07:26:52 ] [ HomelessBum ] I grabbed what sounded safe
[ 07:27:13 ] [ HomelessBum ] He has to have normal pron on his comp
[ 07:27:14 ] [ Downloadinz ] twi
[ 07:27:22 ] [ HomelessBum ] It's Kuri after all
[ 07:27:25 ] [ Downloadinz ] kuri doesnt know what normal porn is
[ 07:27:36 ] [ Downloadinz ] normal porn to him is irregular porn to everyone else
[ 07:29:47 ] [ Cig ] *You dont want to read this message. Seriously, you dont.
[ 07:30:16 ] [ HomelessBum ] I grabbed the folder labeled Milf Kuri
[ 07:30:27 ] [ HomelessBum ] and I'm praying there aren't any grannies
[ 07:30:36 ] [ Downloadinz ] its kuri
[ 07:30:38 ] [ nice ] it was shemale milfs
[ 07:30:43 ] [ Downloadinz ] so its all grannies
[ 07:30:43 ] [ HomelessBum ] bad times

Looks like I'm known as Pervert around here 8)

[HawkZombie]

LMAO....MILFs aren't grannies...that would be GILFs :P.

and...

Originally Posted by Diedrupo

[00:25] <JDSlasha> Is having nipples normal for guy dogs?
[00:25] <JDSlasha> My pug has tiny ass nipples and I don't remember any guy dog I've ever seen having nipples. Or atleast I'm pretty sure I haven't.
[00:25] <Hemorrhoids> i think every mammal has nipples
[00:25] <JDSlasha>
[00:25] <JDSlasha> ohh ok.
[00:25] <JDSlasha> I was uh a bit worried he was a hermaphodog
[00:26] <Hemorrhoids> you have nipples don't you?
[00:26] <JDSlasha> Well yeah, but I thoughtt hat was exclusive to humans

...this brought tears to my eyes...my god that's hilarious.